Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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