So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo