So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
if only i could text you this smell
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?