that's an acceptable place to lick
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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