i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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