i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
send nudes
from the living room?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
