I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm both gender and math confused
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