Having a random hookup so left but love u
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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