Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions