Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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