My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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