Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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