i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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