I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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