Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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