There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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