Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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