good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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