I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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