I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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