Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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