That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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