I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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