when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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