I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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