everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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