The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
we made out on top of his cat.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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