S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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