Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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