Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
third nipple confirmed
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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