Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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