Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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