Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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