Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
We are all done wearing pants today
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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