P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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