Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
