Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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