Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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