Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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