4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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