where am i from again
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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