I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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