i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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