You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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