Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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