I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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