we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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