Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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