you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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