So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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