I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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