How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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