I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
The adults are the big ones right?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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