I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
4 words: hood of his car
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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